“What’s thatcha say? You’re a who phone? An eye-what? Sorry sonny, but you’ll have to speak up! All I can make out is a faint whisper comin’ from yer general direction. You’ll have to forgive me, but along with some other things, Charlie took a bit of my hearing from me back in ‘Nam.”
“Ahh that’s better! Now yer comin’ in loud and clear. So you’re an iPhone, huh? Well that explains the complete lack of hands, arms and a torso. Then again, I saw plenty of that out on the rice paddies. Johnny…Poor old fool. I told you to watch your six not your nine!”
“Anywho. What’s that little contraption you got stuck on your side there? A Soundbyte iPhone Speaker? Well ain’t that a fancy little device. I mean I’ve seen iPhone cases before, but ya say this thing bumps up your sound like a pair of speakers? Amazing! And you got this from Rush Imprint, customized with your full-color company logo, to boot. Well that’s some crazy level of personalized production that I’ve never seen!”
“It’s pretty keen how that little custom speaker acts like a stand and holds you sideways, allowing for perfect media viewing in a landscape ratio. So if I wanted to get one of those with my picture, I could do that too? Man that’s spiffy. Showing of that branded logo at all kinds of trade shows gotta drain you pretty quick, huh? Well that’s good that you don’t even need any external power on this sucker, unlike those other, battery powered iPhone speakers.”
“A custom imprinted speaker with whatever personalized, screen-printed logos I can dream up? God bless America!”
